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Little note: You can now contact me directly with the contact form. Think of it as free SMS. I promise to read it, but don’t promise to respond. Oh, and before you use it: no, I don’t want to “satisfy all the women” nor do I want to “add 3 inches” but I will accept offers of free candy.

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Quote of the week - from Knocked Up (2007)

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I’m ready to fuckin’ rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin’ pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I’m gonna fuckin’ lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin’ stuffed animal!